Monday, February 29, 2016

Playoff Predictions

Round 1

Game 1 Coveno 52 vs Modzeleswki 44
Team Coveno won the first match up between these two teams, and we expect them to repeat the performance. Despite early season struggles team Coveno turned their season around and looks poised for a playoff run. Modezeleswki has been inconsistent at best and with Aidan "peg leg" Hoey looking worse every week, they should look forward to an early exit.

Game 2 Transfaglia 35 vs Gingras 30
The first match-up was won by Gingras in a dominating defensive performance, in which superstar Jimmy T Transfaglia was held to zero points. While team Gingras has remained dominant defensively, the loss of Connor "glass knees" Johnson (to a dislocated knee) severely crippled this teams offense.   I think that Transfaglia will win this low scoring affair.

Game 3 Mitchell 55 vs Booth 40
Mitchell won the first meeting between these two teams, and I don't think it will be difficult for them to replicate that performance. Mitchell has struggle this year but has the talent to play well, and with the confidence from the first win, they will over power team Booth. I think Booth has over achieved to this point, and will fail to move past the first round.

Game 4 Hecht 40 vs Tornaritis 32
Tornaritis has been spectacular when Dean is on the court and dismal when he isn't. Based off the information that Dean is still concussed and will not be playing , I think team Hecht has the ability to win that game. Without Dean team Tornaritis will not have the ability to score enough to win the game.

Round 2

Game 1 Werner 65 vs Coveno 45
Werner won the first meeting, and dominantly wins the second meeting. While Coveno plays well in the first half, Team Werner's height over powers them in the second half. However after the game news breaks, and Justin Watt is suspended for the rest of the season for his PED use.

Game 2 Dawson 75 vs Transfaglia 55
Team Transfaglia put the beat down on Team Dawson, and comes into this game very over confident. Team Dawson shoots lights out from behind the 3-point line and puts up the most points in any game this season. After the game everyone is shocked to find out Team Dawson replaced Dylan with a sloth, and the sloth is named baller of the week.

Game 3 Gavel 55 vs Mitchell 40
After playing well in the first playoff game, team Mitchell implodes. By the end of the game Billy snaps, starts screaming at his teammates, making the middle Forbes child look mild mannered. After the game Darren "allstar' Costa says they would've been champions if his mother was allowed to coach.

Game 4 Hecht 40 vs Dorff  39
Team Dorff takes a 15 point lead into to halftime and its confident they will come away with the win. However in the second half team Dorff is too tired to keep playing due to over practicing during the season. Hecht makes a comeback win.

Round 3

Game 1 Hecht 45 vs Werner 43
With Justin Watt serving his PED suspension Team Werner has no ones coattail to ride, and can't handle team Hecht's press. Chris starts crying on the court before the game ends, and after the game admits that the whole team was using PEDs.

Game 2 Gavel 66 vs Dawson 50
The sloth continues to play in place of Dylan, and continues to play well. However Gavel's height is too much and they pull out the win.

Championship
Hecht (W)  Gavel (L)
All of team Gavel oversleeps and misses the game, they are forced to forfiet the game. Team Hecht is crowned league champion.

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