Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Rec Ball Times

Team Dawson Rounds Out Their Roster
After refusing negotiations with any of the previous free agents, Team Dawson has quickly closed a deal on Junior Rising Star Benjamin Wadden. This agreement came just hours after Team leader Dylan Dawson rolled his ankle at a varsity try-out. This injury maybe a blessing in disguise for Team Dawson. With it, Dylan is almost guaranteed to start on JV this season for the local farm team and it finally pushed Coach Dawson to make a move on the few players left on the market.

Team Booth Adds Another Athlete 
Shamus Gelinas has finally agreed to sign a 2.2 million dollar contract with Team Booth. The star football player was forced to take a dock in pay due to missing the mandatory preseason workouts with the Team. Hopefully this player can get his act together and help out a promising Team Booth.

Team Estes Runs the Risk of Sam Battles
Sam Battles has presumably been cleared to play this season and, due to salary cap problems across the league, has fallen to Team Estes. Although Battles has proven to be a rebounding machine and a prominent post presence in the past, he is coming off a pretty serious injury and is most likely out of shape. The last "Star" player to return from IR for Team Estes was the once great Ryan Teduits and we all know how thats going, so this coaching staff may be digging their own grave this season.

Apologies to Team Tornaritis and the Tornaritis Family
Over the past several weeks the GD Rec Blog has been misspelling the family name "Tornarites" when in fact it is spelled T-O-R-N-A-R-I-T-I-S. This has not only been a mental strain on the family but has also been a distraction for predicted MVP Dean Tornaritis. We are deeply sorry for the misrepresentation of the Tornaritis Family, and will work on correcting the mistakes over the next few weeks.

1 comment:

Maureen Booth said...

Rule #5 in "how to draft a basketball team": Football players make good rebounders.