Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Week 10 Power Rankings

  1. Kidger- Continue to whine about their spot in the rankings so we have finally appeased them.  Hopefully, number 1 is good enough for them.
  2. Tornaritis- Once again, no one can stop them when they try, led by Matt “Tight Shirts” Tornaritis. The only question mark with this team is the possible acquisition of Tim Hilbrunner.  Sorry, former Baller of the Week Mike Yesterday, who appears to be on the way out.
  3. Forbes- When we critique them they yell at us and when we compliment them they get even more angry with us.  We can’t win.  
  4. Barnes- Slightly suspicious that they call out Team Yanchenko’s playing time when question marks swirl around this team and their playing time.  Trying to compensate for something...
  5. Werner- “We didn’t have Cedric, don’t drop us.”-Cedric Wirta
  6. Saraceno- “We didn’t have Jack, don’t drop us.”-Jack Allen
  7. Yanchenko- “We didn’t have Eric, that’s why it was so close.”-Nick Freiter
  8. Bonnett- Can't function without their heart and soul Zach Coveno.
  9. Dawson- Expect them to drop with their impending loss to Team Yanchenko.
  10. Tranfaglia- They lost to Forbes 54-49.
  11. Gingras- After beating former No. 1 Werner, this team is on their longest win streak of the year.
  12. Dorff- Might get an easy win against a spiraling Werner.

6 comments:

Unknown said...

I would like to point out that although Forbes beat tranfaglia Forbes only had 4 players and picked up jack Battles and pang who were major contributors I'd like an asterisk put on that game.

Unknown said...

Forbes diserves a loss, it was a close game and they picked up two players who changed the entire game

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Matt Werner said...

In my eyes Team Kidger is a band of reckless, incompetent fools. Team Werner is still the men among the boys in this league, and I know that you know this as well Eric Yanchenko. As long as that spit bucket is present so is the absolute savage court play of this band o' brothers. Remember, even the 95-96 Bulls had to lose a few on their way to the championship.

Consider yourselves WARNED!

#Werner4TheWin

Unknown said...

Simmer down Mr. Cockypants. Why are you posting at 11:57? Go to bed. <3

Matt Werner said...

what he said^