Monday, February 23, 2015

Sportsmanship Power Rankings

We are making history here at the rec blog with the first ever sportsmanship power rankings.

1. Gingras- Clearly the best attitude in the league.  While Owen did call out one of the bloggers on the website and Jack Battles is constantly pestering us, on the court you can have no complaints.
2. Dawson- Somehow no one on their team is showing up to the games.  Foul play on Shane's part may be suspected but they continue to exhibit good sportsmanship.
3. Dorff- Despite their losses piling up, this team keeps a very positive attitude.
4. Kidger- After McDonough left this team, their sportsmanship skyrocketed.  Equally impressive considering they overcame Poit's and Tim's antics.
5. Saraceno- This team would be higher if not for Jack Allen's flopping.
6. Tornaritis- They don't care enough to have bad sportsmanship.  Nate Hallock has wanted to hit members of Team Werner, but can you blame him?
7. Yanchenko- After overcoming Belanger's technical foul and Mulligan's play against Werner and Yanchenko's destruction of Jack and Freiter's campaign for dirtiest player and Coveno's "discussions" with refs, we still think we are nice on the inside and deserve this spot.
8. Bonnett- One of the Naughton's has a tendency to chirp.  Hint: not the tall one.
9. Tranfaglia- Short-tempered big men account for this ranking.  By association with Tyler, Nick Poitras bring them down, despite no wrongdoing from him.
10. Barnes- Have called out other teams playing time when their own playing time is in question.  Don't forget about varsitygate and playtimegate.
11. Werner- Ran up the score on a hapless Tornaritis. Also very disrespectful to the blog from the kin of xxYoungSwaggxx.  Keep in mind, Coach Werner was extremely rude to the media when asked for an interview. Multiple players such as Matt Straw and Chris Buzan have made their names by tackling opponents to the ground. This team will be known for horrible sportsmanship and their tendency to lose to Team Yanchenko.
12. Forbes- Nate Forbes. Enough said.

2 comments:

Matt Werner said...

Dear Eric,

I can't wait to see you during spring break bro! One more week! This whole "Sportsmanship" rankings post is a cool idea, but I have to say that ranking Team Werner at number 11 is a SAVAGE move. I guess you haven't had an all-access pass into the quite charitable mind of Mike Werner. These are the nicest guys in the league, and thats a guarantee. I guess they're just gonna have to show the rest of the league their ugly side from now on. Anyways, good luck to Werner's opponent next week haha!! See you soon little bro!

Love,
Your Brother


#WernerEqualsWinner

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