Power Rankings Week 7

1. Barnes* (-) The investigation into both Varsitygate and Playingtimegate have given this team the asterisk.
2. Kidger  (+3) Lead the league in whining about their ranking so here ya go.  This team is hard to beat because they are so well rounded, including, to quote Coach Werner, "those damn Zimmon brothers!"
3. Forbes (-) They win but in the least impressive way possible.  Word on the street is that Nate Forbes's three-point percentage has dropped below zero and is now actually negative.
4. Werner (-2) This team's downward spiral is expected to end next week against the currently pathetic Team Yanchenko.  Note: Gabe Dingle's shoes are not flashy enough for this team to succeed.
5. Saraceno (+1) The MVP of their last game goes to Alex Thaon for fouling out Freiter with 4 fouls. Mark Roper needs to start calling bank on his threes, or the league will disallow them.
6. Tornaritis (+2) Trade rumors are swirling around this team and their interest in Tim Hilbrunner
7. Tranfaglia (-3) Lost to Barnes, but with the controversy surrounding that team, there is little shame in a loss for Tranfaglia.
8. Dawson (+2) After breaking the season record for points and approaching the all time record for points, no one is mad at Dawson for running up the score, because they needed this one after that tough start.
9. Bonnett (-2) We never really know what to say about Bonnett. They win and lose seemingly randomly.
10. Yanchenko (-1) We are on to Werner.
11. Gingras (+1) Started from the bottom now they here. (One space up)
12. Dorff (-1) Maybe next week :) (It worked for Dawson)