Week 4 Power Rankings

1. Werner (-) Starting to finally play as well as they were projected preseason. About time that Wirta started making his lay ups. The loss of Matt Straw's mohawk is a disturbing development, almost as disturbing as his layups.
2. Yanchenko (+1) "I have nightmares about trying to guard the players on this team" - Nate Forbes
3. Barnes (+1) Shoutout to Judge for his buzzer beater but this team still squeaked by Bonnett. The return of Varsity All-Star Jacob Barnes should help this team in the future.
4. Forbes (+1) Put up 71 points on a Dorff-less Dorff.  You want a cookie? Nate continues his campaign for worst sportsmanship in the league. (Billy played well). Soon to move down in the rankings following their upcoming blowout loss versus Team Yanchenko.
5. Kidger (+4) Were whining all day about how they should move up in the rankings.  However, this team is solid top to bottom with no weak spots. Surprisingly, T-Poit and Tim have yet to receive any techs.
6. Tornaritis (-4) To quote last weeks rankings, "Team motto seems to be to put in as little effort as possible while still winning." It appears this strategy has run its course. The tightness of Matt's shirts seem to be restricting his ability to play.
7. Saraceno (-1) They won, but in the most unimpressive way possible.  Keep in mind, they still have one win this year.
8. Tranfaglia (-) No shame in losing to a loaded Team Yanchenko, as the rest of the league will soon follow. 
9. Gingras (-2) Did they just get a fluky win Week 2?  But just ask Jack Battles, it was the ref's fault.
10. Bonnett (+1) They keep losing, but they are keeping it close. 
11. Dorff (-1) This team just can't score outside of Jack Wadden. Unless the slack gets picked up or Wadden changes his average to 45 a game, it is going to be difficult to win. 
12. Dawson (-) Good news for this team, they didn't move down in the rankings this week.  Things will always get better :)